I love having breaks because it means that I get to spend extended amounts of time with my family and great friends!
Here are some funny quotes over the past week:
Me: "Last night I wrote down a list of 3 things I need in a guy"
Christi: "Ok, what are they?"
Me: "Number 1, he can't be an asshole"
Christi: "I could see how that could be important, what are the other two?"
Me: "Umm... I forget."
Summer: "Of course, you're sparkly"
Christi: "Jen's always sparkly"
Me: "I'm a sparkle"
Me: "You know how sometimes I can come across a bit standoffish?"
Summer: "Yea...and intimidating"
Reed: "I can't be around ya'll when ya'll are having these conversations. In my mind yall are nothing but perfect and innocent, I'd like to keep you that way"
Christi: "Ash what kind of phone do you have"
Ash: "Blue Moon"
Christi: "So, is that a Samsung?"
****Followed by much confusion****
Ash: "I thought you were asking me about my beer"
Christi: "Always the gentleman. Or maybe just a bit intimidated by the 'Jennifer Bradley'"Me:
Girl at Bar: "So how do you get your hair to look like that?"
Me: "Umm... I put it in a ponytail?"
Me: "I've come to realize that I am attracted to jerks and emotionally unavailable men"
Christi: "You're just now realizing this??"
Dad (in a text): "Waiting at Copying"
Dad: Stupid Auto