Yesterday was benchmark exam day (for literacy) for my juniors.  Since they were using my classroom, the rest of my students and I were exiled to the counseling center for to hold makeshift class.  Counseling Center = Lots of comfy couches, and little teaching to be done.

So naturally... my students pull out their laptops and begin surfing the web.  We are already way ahead of schedule, so I don't really mind them having a little down time.

Well... they began asking me my first name.  Typically, students are always curious at what my first name is, and ironically, Jennifer is not a common name to them.  Although it is very common among us 80's babies....

So they decided to look up my name on Urbandictionary.  I braced myself.

Yet, the definitions were not vulgar, and most of them were relatively true....

1.  Jennifer (noun)
a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.
Sentence:  She always smiles! She is such a jennifer. 

2.  She has the most beautiful eyes and hair.
She smells that of a fall evening, and her voice will typically seranade you. 
What is it about those Jennifers that always get me going?

3.  A funny girl. Really smart, and usually doen't act her age.(wether it be acting older or younger)Jennifer's have amazing eys, and love to laugh and smile. They generaly enjoy the finer things in life. They have trouble showing their feelings, and take sometime to warm up to new poeple. They don't trust easily, but that shouldn't stop you from trusting them, they are very trustworthy. They need someone who will listen to them and give their honest opinion. Jennifers are very blunt, and speak their minds often. They are caring and usually very sexy. They know how to flirt in a very suddle way that drives men crazy. They know how to get what they want. Jennifers are very good friends.

So that was the highlight of my day... what was yours?

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