Top quotes from my first day of grad school:
"please raise your hand if you plan on teaching math or science. Congratulations, you're very hireable. As for the rest of you... You're screwed"
Mr. Freeman: is this yalls first graduate class?
Class: no, you're our second for the day.
Freeman: dang it, I wanted to take yalls graduate school virginity, now you're just whores.
"Some of you will feel like you're being thrown in the trenches, well you are."
"teaching either keeps you really young or makes you really old"
"procrastination=death"
"it's better to be stuck in the middle of a boy fight than a girl fight. Boys will stop when you yell at them. Girls don't. They don't hear. They don't see. They are just thinking of one thing.... Death"
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